Supah!
4:58 - Nice to see some people that are proud to be Americans. For a change. (sniffle.) Reading the Declaration of Independence = a little weird, but still.
5:06 - F*ck Randy Moss. Oops, was that bitter? Go Giants.
5:08 - Idol Hollywood Week. *drool* How much does that one kid look like Jimmy Fallon? (Yes, I'll mostly be blogging the commercials.)
5:12 - Tom Brady always reminds me of Sporty's meester. Something about the eyes, I think.
5:14 - Ooo. Jordin Sparks.
5:17 - Matt Hasselbeck, re: Brett Favre's mail. Hee!
5:20 - I'm one of the freaks who always stands for a color guard. Even in my living room. Weirdly, I got that from my uberliberal parents.
5:26 - Tails. Giants receive.
5:35 - February always makes me nostalgic. Anyone remember when they first started putting the first down line on the screen? Must've been close to ten years ago now. It was a huge deal.
Ouch. Two men down for the Patriots.
5:36 - Ability to breathe fire no longer available in Bud Light. Ha! (Love DVR)
5:37 - Audi/Godfather. Twistedly awesome.
5:44 - Field goal, Giants!
5:46 - Diet Pepsi Max, with nodding heads. Cute!
5:48 - WTF? Fifteen seconds of game, and we're back to commercials again. I mean, I love the commercials, but it's a football game, kids.
5:49 - Bud Light cheese party. Meh.
5:58 - Bridgestone, with screaming animals. Hilarious! What can I say, I love the anthropomorphized animal schtick.
6:01 - Touchdown Patriots.
6:03 - Wanted. Oooooooooo.
6:06 - FedEx carrier pigeons. Hee! Especially that it's his own car (he turns off the alarm). Aren't carrier pigeons extinct?
6:07 - Tide talking stain. I actually thought that was hilarious. Sometimes simple works.
6:09 - You know, I think Burress had that, before he was hit. Nobody contested the call, so whatever.
6:10 - Outstanding catch, Toomer. ("It's not a Tooomer." Sorry.)
6:12 - Asante Samuel always makes me think of the song from the Lion King.
6:14 - Budweiser, Hank in training. Awwww. Especially the high five at the end.
6:15 - F'ing DUDE. Iron Man. Dude!
6:18 - Little fight here. 15 vs 87. Ow. He just smacked that guy across the face mask with his bare hand. That had to hurt.
6:18 - Corolla, sleeping badgers. Awesome.
6:20 - Garmin with Napoleon. Eh. Cute little car though. Is that an old Volvo?
6:25 - LifeWater. Thriller with lizards. Is that Naomi Campbell? If so, they airbrushed (photoshopped) the living hell out of her. She hasn't looked that good in fifteen years.
6:29 - Yukon. I hate that that was a car commercial.
6:30 - Bud Light, accents. Hee.
6:38 - Prince Caspian. Ooooo. Wait, are the Pevensies even in that book? For like five pages at the end, I think. Why are they in the commercial so much?
6:39 - T-Mobile. Hee. Ok, not that funny, but I still have a lingering, ancient crush on Sir Charles, and I love that he can laugh at himself.
6:40 - Again, ten seconds of game and back to commercials.
6:41 - Pepsi with Justin Timberlake. Not clever, but beating the hell out of Justin Timberlake amuses me.
**6:42 - Doritos, with the mouse. Beautiful. That's my favorite so far. I love the staging and music, like an old Fellini film or something.
6:54 - Aaaargh. So CLOSE.
6:54 - Halftime
7:04 - I wouldn't call myself a fan by any means, but I have a soft spot for Tom Petty. This freakishly young audience seems to know his songs too. Huh.
7:31 - Wow, Hodgins from Bones, doing a cars.com commercial. The writer's strike is really starting to suck.
7:31 - Sales Genie. Wow, could that have been any more painfully un-comedically un-PC? Indian = five kids, Asian = panda. And crappy stereotyped accents at no extra charge! Way to alienate your market!
**7:32 - Vitamin Water - Shaq as a jockey. Outstanding. Seriously, that was beautiful. The details were so sharp. "Chunk of Love." "Half-Clydesdale on his mother's side." And the ass-smack at the end.
7:33 - The Terminator robot jumping out and beating the crap out of the NFL robot. Priceless.
